TV House Porn!

Welcome, this week I have been thinking that there barely seems to be a night go by, when I am not glued to my TV watching a property programme!  They seem to be all I watch these days, I have become addicted!  And so I thought that this week I would look through the time capsule at some of my favourites throughout the years.

To begin with though let’s look back at how the TV property show came about.  It was during the 1960s at a time when more people were able to buy their own homes which sparked an interest in DIY and BBC2 came to hand with a programme called In Your Place which was a basic instructional look at how to perform basic jobs around the house.  This type of programme was indeed very scarce and even though during the 1970s and 80s property renovating grew in popularity it wasn’t until the 1990s when the Property pp21.Makeover shows exploded onto our screens in the guise of Changing Rooms and Ground Force.  These shows grabbed the nation’s attention and really set the scene for a new wave of programming that hadn’t been seen before.  During the last 20 or so years the property programme has been rejigged time and again to suit the mood of the nation.  We had been through some boom times when shows such as Property Ladder were popular, through to times of austerity with programmes which are still popular today dedicated to making do and crafting;The Great British Bake Off and The Great British Sewing Bee or Kirsty’s Homemade Christmas being some of the most popular.

Anyway I digress, so here are my favourite shows to indulge in:

Grand Designs
The original and best Home Show in my view has to be Grand Designs.  The first episode was aired in Spring 1999 by the delightful Kevin McCloud and he remains an integral part of the show – long may he continue – I cannot imagine the show without him.  I find his voice very calming and I love his story telling – and I think that is what makes the show so popular – is that you really invest in the story of these home builders and the ups and downs of their build – although mostly downs with delays and budget increases the norm.  But the final part of the story normally shows that the house builders triumph against adversity and most of the homes are truly stunning.  I love the way that if Kevin doesn’t agree with decisions being made along the way he oh so subtly has a little dig at the process in action and his monologue at the end of every episode runs like poetry.

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Over time this show has expanded and in the UK we now air Grand Designs Australia and New Zealand and of course there are the Grand Design Live shows which take place twice a year which Mr McCloud is again an integral part of.  Long may it reign!

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Escape to the Country
For my second choice, a current favourite has to be Escape to the Country, and although the repeats shown nowadays are several years old it always has me dreaming about living in romantic cottages and barn conversions surrounded by fields and nature.  This show is different in that there are several presenters in rotation and they have a feature about country pursuits be it bird watching or lama farms it brings a something extra to the show.  They normally show the “escape searchers” 3 properties per show, with the last one being the ‘mystery house’ which goes somewhat off-spec and challenges their list of priorities and breaks the boundaries of what they think they are looking for.  The viewings start with the presenter guiding the viewers through the property and then taking them outside to view the garden or multiple acres of land where they have to ‘guess the price’ of the property – which seems a little pointless in some respects but adds a bit of fun and seems to be unique to this show.

 

Location Location Location

Ahh, the lovely Kirsty and Phil!  They are now a British institution!  Location Location Location was their first foray into television which sees them take two sets of home buyers every episode in the same area  to help them get a grip of the property market and gently (or not so gently sometimes in the name of Kirsty!) steer them in the right direction.  They normally show each couple around 3 different properties during the programme and take pointers on board during each viewing to try and locate the perfect property for each buyer.

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I love the banter between these two which seems to have increased as the years have gone on.  I would say that their success has been quite high over the years with the episodes often ending with Phil and Kirsty calling the agent with an offer to purchase.  They have covered all areas and budgets over the years.

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This is a variation on a theme with Phil and Kirsty helping people who are interested in keeping a home in the UK but also buying a second property elsewhere in the country or often abroad.

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Love it or List It

Phil and Kirsty’s latest baby – I love this programme.  So often people are in a quandary about whether to stay where they are and extend or to cut ties and move.  Phil and Kirsty to the rescue.  Kirsty is all for staying put, knocking down walls and reinventing the current home.  Phil takes the couples out and about to show them what else they could get for their money – often with stunning results, but for the most part the people decide to stay and love their current place – I guess because they have their hearts and lives invested in their homes.  Interestingly it is most often the women who want to move on and the men who want to stay! – I can imagine myself and hubby having this conversation within the next few years! – although I can’t say I fancy seeing myself on the TV but who knows!

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A Place in the Sun – Home or away

This programme has been going a few years – each episode focuses on someone or a couple pp8.who are again torn – this time one of them wishes to stay within the UK and the other would prefer to move abroad.  One presenter shows them around several properties in this country and then they fly out to their chosen hot spot where they get shown around some beautiful houses and scenery and at the end they choose whether they want to stay at home in the UK or whether they have been persuaded to move abroad.  My favourite presenter on this show is the lovely Jasmine – she has such a lovely way with people and they often end up deciding to move abroad – for the weather, lifestyle, scenery – and because the property is much cheaper they tend to get a lot more for their money.

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Restoration Man

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Another presenter to come to the fore over the last few years is George Clarke.  He is a trained architect and has presented several shows.  I think this was one of his first where he follows people who are renovating literally old wrecks be them churches, water towers, old mills etc.  You need guts and courage for these projects and he follows the journeys through – also digging into the history of the buildings and presenting a lovely story book to the people at the celebration party at the end.  Some good heart rending stories.

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The Home Show

This is another of George Clarke’s shows – I really loved this one.  Each episode he took some homeowners who had fallen out of love with their houses – they just did not work for modern family life.  He would completely empty their homes and spray paint it all white.  He would then call them back, and given their budget he would draw out a diagram on the wall for what he envisaged they could do for their money.  Sometimes there was not enough in the pot to do everything he wanted – but he gave them the best for their money.  He also took them shopping to look for furniture and fittings to sit in the new space.  The end results were usually stunning and just goes to show what can be achieved with a bit of re-modelling and knocking down some walls.

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Old House New Home

This is George Clarke’s new show and is really a variation on the theme above – he takes two sets of home owners whose properties are not working for them and on a relatively small budget makes adjustments, knocks down walls and the end results are stunning!

 

Building the Dream

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Ahh my favourite new presenter, Charlie Luxton!  He is an architectural designer and this programme is a variation of Grand Designs really.  He takes a couple each episode who wish to build their own home, who already have a plot and plans in motion.  He then looks at their plans and makes suggestions about how with a few tweaks the plans could be improved to make the most of the space – and then follows them through their journey.  Sometimes his advice gets listened to – sometimes not!  The couple are also shown around another house of standing which has been completed so that in the middle of their build when they can’t see the light at the end of the tunnel they get some inspiration as to what their build could become.  At the end Charlie always asks if they have had their house valued and they nearly always have made money by self-building rather than buying conventionally.

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Homes by the Sea/Med

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The presenter here again is Charlie Luxton who takes a sail around the coast picking out some amazing properties to go and visit and talk to their owners who make living by sea sound like the ideal dream.  He has travelled around the UK and last year I saw that he had actually visited my home town and was talking about the places I love!  At the end of each of these programmes he would find a spot and draw himself a fantasy home that would work with the landscape.

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This spring has shown a new series where he has travelled all around the med visiting some jaw dropping properties and stunning scenery.

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Most of these programmes can be found on Channel 4 or More 4 – my most watched stations!  There is also a new channel 25 called Home which shows this type of programme all day long.

So this is a synopsis of some of my favourites.  There are way too many home shows to mention and no doubt several that I still have to discover.   I hope you can tune into some of them.  It would be great if you could let me know what your favourite shows are………….

 

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One thought on “TV House Porn!

  1. This made me smile! If it’s not property programmes I’m watching it’s travel shows. I’m really into The Hotel Inspector at the mo – it’s good to get ideas on interior decor from hotels… Some of the programmes you’ve listed I haven’t seen so I’ll be setting them up to record when they do – thanks for the insight!

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